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Humans don't crash.

crash.gg pairs your team with vetted, high-skilled assistants for the work AI can't do: messy data entry, real phone calls, judgment calls, relentless follow-up. Submit a task and a dedicated agent picks it up within the hour.

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all assistants operational · uptime 300,000 yrs
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Vetted specialists based in the Philippines NDA on every seat Named owner on every task matched within the hour
Human-only work

The work AI can't do.

If a bot could do it well, you would not need us. We take the tasks that need hands, judgment, and occasionally a phone voice.

Messy data entry

Handwritten forms, scanned faxes, crooked PDFs, legacy portals with two-factor prompts. Where OCR gives up, our specialists get it right by hand, then check it twice.

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Real phone calls

Disputing an invoice, chasing a permit office, booking the fully booked. Some tasks only close when a human stays on hold until they win.

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Judgment calls

Refund or escalate? Urgent or noise? Decisions with real stakes get a named owner who can defend the call, not a confidence score.

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Chasing people

Vendors, signatures, approvals, that one person who never replies. Polite, persistent follow-up until an actual human actually answers.

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Inbox & calendar

Triage, drafting, scheduling, follow-ups. You see the five emails that matter; we sweat the other two hundred without leaking a word.

trusted, not trained on

Research with taste

Vendor comparisons and market scans by someone who can smell a fake review, a padded quote, and a copy-pasted answer.

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The most reliable part of your stack has a pulse.

We run our people the way you run your infrastructure: monitored queues, response-time SLAs, named owners on every task. The only crash here is the domain name.

How it works

Top up. Submit. Matched within the hour.

One simple contract, a weekly balance you control, and a queue that never sits still.

Sign a simple contract

We scope your workload together and set a weekly top-up amount that fits it. Some accounts start with a deposit; it keeps the commitment real on both sides and counts toward your balance.

one agreement, no surprises

Top up weekly

Your account refills on the same day each week. Scale the amount up for a heavy sprint or down for a quiet one, any time.

unused balance rolls over

Submit tasks

Send tasks as they come up, through the portal, email or Slack. Attach files, set the priority, and get back to your actual job.

portal · email · slack

Matched in under an hour

Every task is routed to a high-skilled agent, usually a specialist who already knows your account. Delivered with an end-of-day recap.

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Get started

Put a human on it.

Leave your work email and one of our team will reach out to scope your workload, set your weekly top-up, and get your first task matched within the hour.

1 · What would you hand off first?
2 · Roughly how much of it, per week?
Our plans start at $75 per week. That is the smallest weekly top-up we take on. Unused balance rolls over, and you can scale the amount up or down any week. so nobody's time gets wasted on the call
3 · Which weekly top-up fits your budget?

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weekly top-ups · deposit may apply · balance rolls over · matched within the hour
Our team

Meet them before you hire them.

Every assistant records their own intro: their name, their specialties, and their years of experience, in their own words. Our team works from the Philippines, which means your overnight becomes their working day. Filter below.

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