Beta crash.gg is in open beta. Our three assistant leads are on the team page; the rest of the roster is still being onboarded, so most intro clips are not recorded yet. Meet the leads →
High-skilled virtual assistants

Humans don't crash.

crash.gg pairs your team with vetted, high-skilled assistants for the work AI can't do: messy data entry, real phone calls, judgment calls, relentless follow-up. Submit a task and a dedicated agent picks it up within the hour.

all assistants operational · uptime 300,000 yrs
it only goes down from here
Vetted specialists based in the Philippines NDA on every seat Named owner on every task matched within the hour
Human-only work

The work AI can't do.

If a bot could do it well, you would not need us. We take the tasks that need hands, judgment, and occasionally a phone voice.

Messy data entry

Handwritten forms, scanned faxes, crooked PDFs, legacy portals with two-factor prompts. Where OCR gives up, our specialists get it right by hand, then check it twice.

bots bounce this

Real phone calls

Disputing an invoice, chasing a permit office, booking the fully booked. Some tasks only close when a human stays on hold until they win.

bots bounce this

Judgment calls

Refund or escalate? Urgent or noise? Decisions with real stakes get a named owner who can defend the call.

bots bounce this

Chasing people

Vendors, signatures, approvals, that one person who never replies. Polite, persistent follow-up until an actual human actually answers.

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Inbox & calendar

Triage, drafting, scheduling, follow-ups. You see the five emails that matter; we sweat the other two hundred without leaking a word.

trusted, never trained on

Research with taste

Vendor comparisons and market scans by someone who can smell a fake review, a padded quote, and a copy-pasted answer.

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status.crash.gg

The most reliable part of your stack has a pulse.

We run our people the way you run your infrastructure: monitored queues, response-time SLAs, named owners on every task. The only crash here is the domain name.

The arrangement

You top up weekly. Nothing goes to waste.

One simple contract and a weekly balance you control. What you do not spend stays yours.

Sign a simple contract

We scope your workload together and set a weekly top-up amount that fits it. Some accounts start with a deposit; it keeps the commitment real on both sides and counts toward your balance.

one agreement, no surprises

Top up every week

The weekly top-up is required for as long as the seat is open. Your assistant is a hired person on a long-term seat — we cannot take them on for a good month and let them go in a quiet one, so the commitment has to run both ways.

same day each week

Unused balance rolls over

A quiet week does not cost you anything. Whatever you do not spend stays in your balance and is there the next week. Scale the amount up for a heavy sprint or down for a lighter one, any time.

nothing expires

Tasks draw from the balance

Submit a task, set a budget for it, and you are billed for the hours the work actually took. The budget is a ceiling for that task, and the rest goes back to your balance.

billed by the hour
See what happens to a task → // submit → routed → lead review → worked → checked → billed
Get started

Put a human on it.

Two disclaimers, then six questions. It takes about a minute, and a person reads every one of them.

Get your assistant →
businesses and individuals both. we take on either.
weekly top-ups · deposit may apply · balance rolls over · matched within the hour
Our team

Meet them before you hire them.

Our team leads.

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crash.gg Support Lead Being introduced soon

Leads the assistants handling customer replies, escalations and the judgment calls that come with them.

position held reach this team
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crash.gg Finance Lead Being introduced soon

Leads the assistants on invoicing, bookkeeping, reconciliation and billing questions.

position held reach this team
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crash.gg Software Lead Being introduced soon

Leads the assistants doing coding help, automations, integrations and technical work.

position held reach this team

Specialties